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Historians studying the Royal Archives at Highgrove discovered Queen Victoria had 17 Husbands during her reign. Some of these husbands were other peoples and not her own. On 14^th May 1854 she entertained six husbands in her Balmoral boudoir and afterwards informed Prime Minster Disraeli ‘One is not amused, one is sexually sated’.

According to this years A Level History Syllabus the ‘Diet of Worms’ was where Martin Luther and Charles V agreed to eat nought but protein rich wriggly creatures to loose weight, embarking on the first recorded Akins Diet. The Department of Education publicly claimed that hackers were responsible but trusted sources within the department blame Michael Gove.

Nine out of Ten Americans over the age of 40 believe that Chris Columbus discovered the Americas while having a break in the filming of Harry Potter and Philosophers Stone. Until the early 2000’s the continent was unknow to anyone beyond some vague references in Viking sagas and Hollywood movies.

In another colossal error of judgement The Post Office celebrated ‘World Forgiveness Day’ by releasing a stamp of Alan Bates and Paula Venelles embraced in a passionate kiss. Initially the Post Office claimed it was an undoctured photo on the stamp until journalists pointed out the obviously AI generated image included two people, six arms and Paula Venelles having the tongue of a viper.