The Conservative Party has said the Weeping Angel was expelled “following the recommendation of a disciplinary panel”. The predatory alien with horrific demonic aspects, vampiric teeth, and clawed hands was seen as “too woke” for the modern-day Conservative Party declared panel chair Suella Braverman.

The Tories have now stripped the Weeping Angel of their party membership, another victim of the culture wars purge that has seen Darth Sidious, the Cylons, Montgomery Burns and the Fonz be cast out of the Conservatives.

Spoiled sadistic bully Joffrey Baratheon was seen as a rising start within the party until it was discovered his personal motto of ‘Ours is the Fury’ was a typo and should read ‘Ours is the Furry’ and in private the amoral sadistic tyrant identifies as a dire wolf, subordinate to his pack leader; fellow furry Michael Fabricant.