Threads announces 10 million and one users sign up in first seven hours since launch, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg states majority AI Bots with the only human users being him, Stephen Fry and Tom from Myspace.

Zuckerberg pitched the app as a rival to Twitter, that has been creatively despoiled by Elon Musk since October

“Threads already has almost 10 million Bots trolling all unsundry, more than Twitter! Musk is a looser, can’t wait to pummel walrus face with the Meta Elbow! Can you smell what the Zuckerburg is cooking”

This turned out to be nothing as at point Zuckerberg’s mum called him home for tea for pot roast.

Earlier, Mark Zuckerberg said keeping the platform “friendly… will ultimately be the key to its success. Basically trolls are not allowed to swear, invoke Nazi Germany or discuss which way the jam and butter goes on a cream tea”.

Elon Musk responded “You sit there and you thump alone to your Instagram account and say your prayers to big boobies…it don’t get you anywhere! Talk about your Facebook, talk about Meta 3:16… Musk 3:16 says I gonna whip your ass!”