Prime minister sure he can lead family on trip to Legoland during Easter Holiday despite numerous setbacks.
‘I am committed to taking the children on the Dragon Ride and walking through the Miniland with his wife’ Sunak told journalists ‘This is important for the family, all I need to do is work out how to start the car and make the short drive to Windsor’.
Sunaks repeated attempts to get the car up and running have failed due to loosing keys, losing his way politically and losing his height boosting shoes required to make sure he’s tall enough to get on the rides.
The Prime Minister and his family are currently trapped in the stationary family car as Sunak refuses to relinquish driving duties despite being unsure what pedal does what in the automatic car. His children have asked him to step aside and let someone else have a go at leading the Legoland bound party, but Sunak has refused.
Its is reported that Penny Mordaunt has offered to help out, but she has publicly denied this.