Everyone vote, afterwards giggle at this
MP Jackson Stewart resigns as Conservative candidate for the Borough of Peter to spend more time playing with his honourable member.
Following the Social Media storm caused an email exchange with constituent Sullivan O’Laura, during which stating “Feel Free to never contact me again” when O’Laura disagreed with his views on gay marriage, Jackson Steward had what he describes as an “A1 to Damascus” moment.
“Never before have I been called a wanker so much and after a long hard look who Jackson Stewart really was I realised I could no longer can devote myself to front line politics, instead my days will be devoted to front line fondling. Onanism is my calling and barring repetitive strain injury my left hand will be put to use doing what it was made for”.
Pressure group ComeClean has praised Jackson Stewart for his bravery, stating “It is recognized that there are many…
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